PHP: a fractal of bad design

PHP is an embarrassment, a blight upon my craft. It’s so broken, but so lauded by every empowered amateur who’s yet to learn anything else, as to be maddening. It has paltry few redeeming qualities and I would prefer to forget it exists at all.

Awesome (but very, very long) piece about everything wrong in PHP. Love his style of writing and the amount of frustration he’s able to digest.